Americans schooling

American World Social Studies

All Brits have bad teeth.

All Native American’s are gamblers.

All Indians are geniuses and worship cows (never seen without a red dot on their forehead).

All Germans are Nazis.

No woman in Europe shaves her legs.

All Middle Easterns are terrorists.

Everyone in Africa has dark skin.

No one lives in Antarctica.

All Asians look the same, and all live in China.

All Mexicans are here illegally.

China is stealing all our jobs on purpose.

American World geography

Gerogia is a state, not a country.

There is no such thing as Austria, It’s Australia, moron.

Kazakhstan is something Borat made up.

Texas is the really big one.

American Religion

Catholics have too many kids and worship some guy in a dress. I heard he has swine flu..

Hindu? Him do what?

Quakers all dress like little house on the prairie and drive in wagons. They think electricity is evil.

All the Jews died in the Chernobyl. They don’t exist anymore.

Buddhists worship rats and cows, and wear funny dots on their foreheads.

Muslamics. They’re all terrorists.

American History

Al Gore, not only invented KFC, he also made up the Internet and global warming.

On 9-11-2000-and-something, some idiot crashed his plane into the twin towers.

George Foreman invented Microsoft in 1883. He has 24 sons, all named Bill.

Malcolm X abolished slavery in 1945.

In 1192 Christopher Columbus invented America.

Dwight Eisenhower won the third world war.

Samuel Adams made the beer company.

The National Football League (NFL) is the highest level of professional American football. It was formed by eleven teams in 1920 as the American Professional Football Association, with the league changing its name to the National Football League in 1922. The league currently consists of thirty-two teams from the United States. The league is divided evenly into two conferences — the American Football Conference (AFC) and National Football Conference (NFC), and each conference has four divisions that have four teams each. The NFL is organized as an unincorporated association of its 32 teams. The NFL is by far the best attended domestic sports league in the world by average attendance per game, with 67,509 fans per game in the latest regular season (2009) The regular season is a seventeen-week schedule during which each team plays sixteen games and has one bye week. The season currently starts on the Thursday night in the first full week of September (the Thursday after Labor Day) and runs weekly to late December or early January. At the end of each regular season, six teams from each conference play in the NFL playoffs, a twelve-team single-elimination tournament that culminates with the championship game, known as the Super Bowl. This game is held at a pre-selected site which is usually a city that hosts an NFL team. Selected all-star players from both the AFC and NFC meet in the Pro Bowl, which in 2010, took place a week prior to the Super Bowl, at Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida. The current Super Bowl champions are the New Orleans Saints, who defeated the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLIV 31-17.